THE UNBEARABLE SHEERNESS OF BEING… OVERHEARD

A grand don’t come for free…

i-phone six

Too hot for

Teenage hands

Gotta get rid

Take a bus

To the island

Knock it out

To a boyfriend

Gotta need

To feed the cat

He aint my bloke!

He wants a piece

Babe you know it

Screw this Shan

I’m getting off